About
HI, my name is CHRIS I am the ultimate distraction! Feel free to focus on me as much as you want, I will accept all forms of attention! But understand that won’t get you what you want!
i was 💣 i am 🎯 now a lot has changed
Warning ⚠️ prolonged exposure to “chriswontmiss” may result in dizziness, memory loss, blown mind, bent reality, bone spurs, heart disease, lung disease, king’s disease, low HP, dragon breath, overkill, back flips, confusion, liver damage and stanky leg PLEASE USE ONLY AS INSTRUCTED